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A NOTE FROM THE FIELD
The internet produces approximately 400 million opinions per hour. Most of them will not age well. We select the ones worth remembering, print them on unreasonably comfortable cotton, and sell them to people with excellent taste and a reasonable WiFi budget. You’re welcome.
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